Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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