I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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