I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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