No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
