Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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