exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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