sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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