no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
two words: eviction party
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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