ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
