My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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