Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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