Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Is it penis luge time yet?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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