Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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