i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So apparently I’m into choking now
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