He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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