I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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