Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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