Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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