i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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