hotel room ftw
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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