I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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