Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
