Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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