Your tits are I can't wait for
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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