well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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