I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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