No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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