what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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