I am puke
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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