She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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