Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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