Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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