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Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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