Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
