i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I love you.
Bad choice
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