You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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