And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
