If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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