i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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