You surviving the open bar?
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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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