Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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