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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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