3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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