So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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