I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It's blow job season.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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