does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
we're so committed to being not committed
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