3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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