Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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