You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
my shit smells like andre
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
