Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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